Gone a Little Mad

Religion: a mental illness caused by brainwashing. Results in prejudice. Symptoms include having to speak hypocritically because everything they were taught as a child doesn’t make sense. These persons will often contradict themselves. Some hold signs outside of buildings or simply blow them up. Religion is the cause of many wars. If you or a loved one is suffering from religion, seek medical attention right away and speak to your doctor about freedom.

02/19/12

(via obsessiveselfexpression)

01/29/12

This is me watching gay porn.

Doctor: Any other sports you play?
Patient: I play football, sometimes, for fun.
Doctor: Ahh. What position?
Patient: Wide receiver.
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

01/29/12

Hi, I’m Toby, and I spend my Saturday nights/Sunday mornings laughing at porn.

mostly gay porn.

01/29/12

Cross the line if you are still alive despite it all

01/25/12

Cross the line if you have a boyfriend who you’re in love with, but you’re developing a harmless crush on another. Cross the line again if it’s a girl.

crossing the line x2

01/25/12

GAH Is it bad that every time I see this guy I know I want to bang his brains out? even though i have a boyfriend?

I feel guilty because I insist to my boyfriend that him being abstinent doesn’t bother. The thing is, I haven’t had sex in two years, I’m really horny.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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~~just needed to get that out~~

01/22/12

sexy-laundry:

disgracethefuckingtraitor:

That awkward moment when a 4 year old is prettier than you.

The akward moment when you relise how much photoshopping has been done to this poor child

awkward moment when you misspell realise

awkward moment when she looks like a fucking drawing

The awkward moment when you try to correct someone and still end up misspelling the word realize.

The awkward moment when Americans and Brits spell realise differently.

The awkward moment when this post is awkward

that awkward moment when this post makes me love tumblr despite its stupidity

The awkward moment when you reblog this just because of the comments.

awkward moment when nobody noticed the second awkward that was misspelled….did only i notice or…

That awkward moment when people post weird crap on Tumblr, and then argue about it.

(via rude-but-not-ginger)

01/14/12

I fuck everything up….

01/12/12

Oh lovely, my own sister is upset with me for expressing my opinions on how much the United States government sucks.

I support our Troops!

I hate the government.

01/11/12

Gone a Little Mad

This is me watching gay porn.

Hi, I’m Toby, and I spend my Saturday nights/Sunday mornings laughing at porn.

Cross the line if you are still alive despite it all

Cross the line if you have a boyfriend who you’re in love with, but you’re developing a harmless crush on another. Cross the line again if it’s a girl.

GAH Is it bad that every time I see this guy I know I want to bang his brains out? even though i have a boyfriend?

I fuck everything up….

Toby loves Questions!